me: -sees an edit with over 1000 notes-
me: i can do so much better than that
me: -edits a picture-
me: -posts picture-
me: -picture gets no notes-
me: ok nvm
Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
Dougie: Real pirates wouldn’t do that.
Tom: I’m not a real fucking pirate, am I, Dougie?
